They must have spies in every teenage boys’ room in the U.S.A. What happened to privacy???

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The term “milf” is extremely overused. But in this case, it’s appropriate. (Note: photos not quite work-safe.) Read the full story

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It was so hot outside during the Men’s 20k Walk — that’s right, the WALKING event — that Australian Jared Tallent puked his guts out all over the track right after winning the Bronze medal. Read the full story

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So, like, hey now.

The National Enquirer has a pic of the new real-life model for the latest ‘Tomb Raider’ video game.

She’s big and fat and no man will touch her.

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One of the laddie mags, I think it was Stuff, used to do a “Dad or date” piece every month (maybe they still do but I don’t feel like checking right now.)

Here’s a mini version from Newsday.

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Hey, look who’s got a hot mom.

Ashley Alexandra Rae Maika DiPietro Dupré Youmans Kristen Lipschitz Petrovich (only the last two names are made up - really) hit the beach recently, and she looks pretty good. What I didn’t notice was the photo of her mom, who looks nice herself. Ah, New Jersey.

For more shots of “Kristen”, the woman who brought down the man who could have been the first Jewish president (OK, he did it to himself), see this page on Gawker.

photo: NYPost

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If you were wondering what Ashley Dupre, aka the gal responsible for derailing the career of the man who could have been the first Jewish president (thanks a lot, babe! Sheesh!), is up to these days, well, the New York Post says she’s hanging out at the Jersey Shore with her mom. She’s also pitching a reality show where she will spend time talking and not getting naked, which is really what people want to see. Not us, of course. Other people. (OK, us too.) I suppose they could always wait for the Joe Francis “Girls Gone Wild” video, now that she won’t be suing him.

I kind of want to know what exactly that tattoo says. “Tutela” something?

image: NY Post

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You know, the internets is a funny place. It’s tough to tell what’s real and what isn’t.
Case in point: the woman formerly known as C-Rod has a MySpace page.
A-Fraud (this one we assume is fake) says “Sorry Baby, I need someone more mature.”
We’ll have to check if Cynthia updates her profile. She’s going to need someplace to meet guys, right?

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Cindy Margolis is hot and she has the award to prove it.
At 42, she looks great. Frankly, the biggest turn off was her whole “most downloaded woman on the internet” thing, which was such nonsense. But still, we have to agree with the desperate for attention “Over-40 Lovers Association of Dayton, Ohio” who voted her “America’s Hottest Milf”. AND - pay attention guys - she’s Jewish.

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With the news that A-Rod is apparently having an affair with Madonna, we need to ask the important question: who’s hotter?

So, guys, would you leave this:

(Cynthia pic from here)

for this?

(Madonna pic from here)

Cynthia is 34, Madonna is 49. Obviously, we’re being extremely shallow here. But typically guys, especially jerk-offs like A-Rod, leave their wives for younger women.

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