You know, the internets is a funny place. It’s tough to tell what’s real and what isn’t.
Case in point: the woman formerly known as C-Rod has a MySpace page.
A-Fraud (this one we assume is fake) says “Sorry Baby, I need someone more mature.”
We’ll have to check if Cynthia updates her profile. She’s going to need someplace to meet guys, right?

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With the news that A-Rod is apparently having an affair with Madonna, we need to ask the important question: who’s hotter?

So, guys, would you leave this:

(Cynthia pic from here)

for this?

(Madonna pic from here)

Cynthia is 34, Madonna is 49. Obviously, we’re being extremely shallow here. But typically guys, especially jerk-offs like A-Rod, leave their wives for younger women.

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