Posts Tagged ‘football’
Junior Seau Castrates a Horse
This should be a headline from The Onion. But it’s not.
OK, Junior (seems odd to call a grown man that but whatever) castrated the horse on his TV show, Sports Jobs, which airs on the “is that actually a” channel Versus.
But. Um. Junior Seau Castrates a Horse. Why?
Actually, there was an Onion bit that this reminds me of. In their fake TV listings section, a network was airing a show called “Would You Watch That?” “How about a bear eating a birthday cake?” the description asked. “Would you watch that?”
How about Junior Seau castrating a horse? Would you watch that?
Now you can. Who says family TV is dead?
Junior Seau Castrates a Horse — Back Porch FanHouse.
Mike Ditka Speaks The Truth
Mike Ditka – “If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn’t have given us arms.”
via BrainyQuote
DaddyTips Show and Tell for July 24, 2009
- Is Archie Andrews hung like a horse? Like, Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe size? You have to wonder what the artist was thinking when they drew this page. (Buzzfeed)
- More nerdy stuff from Buzzfeed: the cast of Star Wars, in a photo from a long time ago, in this galaxy. It’s Vader and Chewie without their costumes. In a suit and tie. Weird. (Buzzfeed)
- I can accept that I don’t understand fashion. (Shocking, I know.) But $895 for a baby carrier? What’s wrong with one of the bags you get from the supermarket? (Pursuitist)
Michael Vick and PETA
Michael Vick has bigger problems than worrying about whether or not PETA likes him. Read more »
Great Comment About New York
Regarding whether or not the New York Jets violated league rules by negotiating with Harvard (!) quarterback Chris Pizzoti before the draft had ended, “zygi milf” had this to say: Read more »
Lingerie Football Live at TMZ
This is… odd. More proof that there are many good looking people in California, but smarts are in short supply.
And yes, this is a live stream as of this writing. It appears to be tryouts or drills or something. They’re not in lingerie at the moment, maybe that’s only for games. See, football is a rough sports. I hope those girls don’t hurt themselves.
Live — Lingerie Football – TMZ.com
Gisele Sorta Thinks Brady Baby Is Hers
Gisele Bündchen is hot and for all we know highly intelligent. But statements like this one could make a case for her being, you know, a big dummy. Read more »
VIDEO-Fan Streaking When Cardinals Make Super Bowl
They LOST. But this was when they won the NFC Championship game against the Eagles.
Not how I would choose to celebrate, nor would I immortalize the moment on YouTube.
NSFW video after the jump. Read more »
Poppa Plaxico Shoots Self in Leg
From the “you gotta be kidding me” file, Plaxico Burress, father of a little boy named Elijah (named after Giants QB Eli Manning, Plax’s teammate), has shot himself in the leg. Read more »
