Posts Tagged ‘famecrawler’
Memo to hot young singers everywhere.
Get yourself a nice Jewish boy.
Christina Aguilera tells E! that she grew up sans male role model. And now she loves her husband, Jordan Bratman. Bratman was “born and raised Jewish” according to Wikipedia. That means that he’s, you know, Jewish. Why they don’t just say that is because, like the song says… well, listen to it.
Here’s the interview. Aguilera is hot, talented, and successful. And she married a nice Jewish guy from the South Bronx. Heck, her kid even has a fairly normal name, Max Liron Bratman; the “Liron” is apparently Hebrew, which is because BRATMAN IS JEWISH, not just “born and raised Jewish.”
So Beckham. Soccer player. (Yes, I know they call it “football” over there. But they’re wrong.) Very successful guy.
Not too bright, it seems. Read more »
I stole the idea Brad has Ron Jeremy/Dirk Diggler worthy facial hair from Famecrawler. But I’ll redeem myself with my own contribution to intellectual discourse: Read more »
The term “milf” is extremely overused. But in this case, it’s appropriate. (Note: photos not quite work-safe.) Read more »