If you really want to get scared, read some of the comments.

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You know how you say to your kids, “Do you want to leave now or in two minutes?” “Do you want to wear this shirt or that shirt?” I call it “optometrist parenting,” as in, “do you see better like this, or like this?” It works well.

I have a suggestion to the undecided voters out there. Try the same method.
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John McCain used to be a real ladies’ man, as Rolling Stone told us in this profile. But I think he’s losing his touch. How else to explain the fact that he pissed off a hot chick like Kristi Lauren Glakas, a three-time Miss Virginia?

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In Denver, outside the Democratic Convention. These protesters don’t believe in freedom of speech! Because they won’t talk to some jerk from Fox News! Ah, election years…

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Ooops! Not safe for work.

John McCain says the C Word (not to his wife this time)
(Howard Stern Show via YouTube)

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If he doesn’t get elected President, Barrack Obama has a career as a spokesperson ahead of him. Listen to him “hope up” a couple of phrases, including one from a telemarketing campaign.

Barack Obama Tries His Hand At Telemarketing

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