Posts Tagged ‘celebrity moms’
Christina Aguilera and Her Jew Husband
My headline here is intended to be sarcastic. Here is what I’m responding to:
Christina Aguilera fell in love with and actually married her fuzzy-face geeky manager Jordan Bratman. Why? Good question. Maybe she liked his managerial skills or the way he balanced her books?
(via The Envelope/LATimes.com, “Hollywood’s Luckiest Guys”)
Now. I ask you. If Ms. Aguilera had married a Black man, and the L.A. Times wrote “Maybe she likes fried chicken and watermelon”, would they have gotten away with it? Of course not. And yes, I realize that a chicken/watermelon comment is far more offensive than what the L.A. Times actually wrote. I think the “balanced her books” thing is supposed to mean that members of the tribe (aka Jews), of which Bratman is one, possess good accounting skills.
This is not to imply that Bratman isn’t lucky. He’s lucky as all hell. Aguilera is hot, successful, talented, and hot. I mean, look at this (videos kind of safe for work, but actually, probably not):
Or this:
So yes. He’s a lucky guy. But what does his Hebrew heritage have to do with anything?
Jon Gosselin Sex Tape?
This could be interesting. If it’s true.
So. How much would you pay for a tape of Jon Gosselin and Deanna Hummel making the beast with two backs? (For those of you who didn’t waste their time getting a liberal arts degree, that means having sex.) Read more »
Bridget Moynahan – Back Off Gisele
So Bridget Moynahan had what we think is the only sane response to Gisele Bundchen’s comment about Bridget’s baby. To paraphrase: Um, no. Read more »
Kelly Bensimon Loses Modeling Gig (AGE CORRECTION)
So you know Kelly Bensimon of Real Housewives of New York? Apparently she’s got troubles. Read more »
Gisele Sorta Thinks Brady Baby Is Hers
Gisele Bündchen is hot and for all we know highly intelligent. But statements like this one could make a case for her being, you know, a big dummy. Read more »
Scientology Is Turning Katie Holmes Yellow?
This has nothing to do with parenting per se, although I guess Katie is a mom. I just really liked the headline. Read more »
Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died Having Sex
I wanted to rewrite the headline from Babble.com’s Famecrawler, but I couldn’t think of anything better than what they did.
Pam to cameras: Not the face!
So Pam Anderson, mother and unintentional porn star, is filming a new reality show. But she doesn’t want any closeups of her face. Maybe that means she hasn’t botoxed, or she has and it looks crappy.
Nicole Richie is a germophobe
Famecrawler says that Nicole Richie may be overly protective of her child picking up germs. I’ve known lots of parents like this, and they usually grow out of it. But let’s face it -what are the chances this kid grows up normal? No matter how mom feels about dirt, that can’t be a great environment to live in. That said, some people get their acts together when they become parents (Kevin -cough- Federline) so maybe Nicole will and John Madden’s son will figure it out. (note: I know it’s not John Madden’s son. I just don’t feel like looking up his real name.)
