Archive for the ‘DaddyTube’ Category:
Junior Seau Castrates a Horse
This should be a headline from The Onion. But it’s not.
OK, Junior (seems odd to call a grown man that but whatever) castrated the horse on his TV show, Sports Jobs, which airs on the “is that actually a” channel Versus.
But. Um. Junior Seau Castrates a Horse. Why?
Actually, there was an Onion bit that this reminds me of. In their fake TV listings section, a network was airing a show called “Would You Watch That?” “How about a bear eating a birthday cake?” the description asked. “Would you watch that?”
How about Junior Seau castrating a horse? Would you watch that?
Now you can. Who says family TV is dead?
Junior Seau Castrates a Horse — Back Porch FanHouse.
Superman as a Deadbeat Dad
“Superman Returns” was a lousy movie. I didn’t much care for it. But the person who posted this clip to YouTube really really REALLY hated it.
Like, really. A lot.
Read (many, many misspellings follow):
Bryan Singers aweful “Singerman Repugnant” is a disgracful presentation of possiblely the most celebrated fictional character known to the world. His horrible casting of Lois Lane as a common whore who would have sex with two men so close in time intervals that she would not realize that the baby she had was not the child of the second man. Not even that is the main charcteristic flaw. Lois Lane was always depicted as a woman of such strong character that Superman was the only man of equally strong person that she could ever love.
Wow. But there’s more:
Brayn Singers Lois Lane is a common whore and his Superman is a weak image of a man whom would be licking a womans boots begging for attention if not for his powers.
“Lois Lane is a common whore.” How dare you, sir!
The video has even more in the way of embedded commentary. Check it out.
Source: YouTube
Balloon Boy Rap Video
Falcon Heene, aka Balloon Boy, has a rap video. Sort of.
Falcon’s dad is Richard Heene. The family appeared on ‘Wife Swap’ awhile back. Apparently this video features all three Heene brothers rapping. Really.
So… Maybe sending a kid up in a balloon isn’t all that out of character for the Heene family.
Hopefully the kid is all right. This is a strange story.
For more about the Heene family, check out this post on Babble’s Famecrawler.
Source: NewsBizarre
Chris Hansen Confronts Roman Polanski
In case you haven’t seen this, you should. Very well done.
It also shows what an incredible pig Polanski is. According to Movieline, the Polanski footage is from a 1987 interview with Diane Sawyer. “We were in love”? Is he insane? How can anyone defend him?
BigHollywood via UpRoxx
Male Lesbian Discussing Pregnant Man
Welcome to the Bizarro World.
I was looking for a pic of a pregnant woman for this post and stumbled onto this video from Archive.org. What really caught my eye was this description:
“A heterosexual man who’s also a lesbian discusses sexuality, gender and Thomas Beatie, a pregnant man who recently appeared on Oprah.”
A man who’s a lesbian? I’m all for being open minded… well, OK, no I’m not. But I don’t discriminate against someone because of their sexual orientation. But you can’t just make shit up. Can you? I guess you can. But “lesbian man” sounds like a bad joke I might have made in high school.
Here’s the video.
via Archive.org
Clemson Fan Needs To Calm Down
Complete with ESPN commentators mocking him. With a telestrator. Good times, good times.
Upset Clemson Fan Overreacting to the Georgia Tech Loss (Youtube via Deadspin)
Ernie Anastos And The Chicken
There are many great screw ups on television, especially on the nightly news. It’s live. Something slips out. It happens. But this one by New York anchorman Ernie Anastos might be the best one ever.
While doing the Fox 5 news broadcast, Anastos turned to the weatherman and said “Keep fucking that chicken.” He did. Listen:
He apologized, saying that he meant to say “keep plucking that chicken.” I make that mistake all the time.
Via Buzzfeed
Death Metal Dog
It’s basically a Stupid Pet Trick, but it’s a good one.
What’s funny, at least to me, is that there is a death metal band with a dog as a lead singer. Caninus. Or as they call it, Pit Bull Grindcore. Here’s a sample of their oeuvre:
Movies I Saw When I Was A Kid – The Blues Brothers
I’m not sure if I would let my kids see this movie yet. But I saw it. And I turned out OK.
Here’s the trailer for the classic John Belushi / Dan Aykroyd film “The Blues Brothers.”
Geek Porn Circa 1987
This clip is from the Computer Chronicles. It features columnist and Cranky Geek John C. Dvorak taking apart an old IBM PS/2. It wasn’t old then, of course.
As a commenter says, “Dvorak looks so young. I love how? he geeks out on the computer.” He really seems like he can’t keep his hands off the thing. Everyone else keeps talking, and he just keeps poking, prodding and futzing away. Say what you will about Dvorak, but he’s the real thing.
