Geek Gold Card alert! The ThinkGeek Inflatable Star Trek Chair is real. It is not some cruel post-April-Fool’s Day joke. (I emailed their publicist and asked. Seriously.)
In the immortal words of George Takei, oh my God.
Unfortunately, this will not make the perfect Father’s Day gift. The chair is—wait for it—for kids. And “small adults” up to 120 pounds. Which is very unfair.
Luckily, I do not yet possess a Tribble. Hint hint.