December 12, 2011

Book Review – So Now You’re A Zombie [Child Labor]

So Now You're A Zombie

Here is a review of the bookSo Now You’re a Zombie“, by John Austin. Review written by my older son. This does not count as child labor. Or so we believe.

Book Review:

So Now You’re a Zombie” by John Austin is a hilarious book. Pardon my french but it’s f***ing awesome. It is a guide of how to successfully capture, eat, and destroy all humans. (ZOMG John, here they come… LOOK OUT!!! ZOMG JOHN!!!! ZOMG) Sorry about that, I was busy killing zombies, now where was I, oh yes, that wild party at Bob’s Bar last new year’s eve, I remember that, that was the time I was so drunk, I dunked Aaron in the punch bowl. Hey! Wait a minute! Oh yes, now, back to the review. It even includes a chapter on zombie history. (Carl, I think they want the book, CARL!!! ZOMG NOOO!!!! ZOMG) Okay, it also has info on how to smash human barricades. (don’t tell the zombies that that info is a load of bulls***, wait a minute I think they heard me, Maybe I can sneak around them, Oh God! They’re gonna get me! NOOO!!!!!! ZOMG BRAINZ… BRAINZ…

Alright, since the last guy died, I’m the replacement. I recommend buying this book because it is VERY funny. If you are not a zombie, seek medical attention. *snicker* ZOMG It also has useful tactics for blocking human weapons. Where did the first zombie come from? Who knows? Who cares? Buy this book or else all zombies will die. ZOMG

So Now You’re a Zombie” image via Amazon


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