Breaking News: Hugh Jackman Not Dating Miley Cyrus
This is one of the strangest lines I’ve ever seen in a story.
From something called My Park Magazine comes a story about Hugh Jackman possibly doing a movie with Miley Cyrus. But they are careful to point out that the married Mr. Jackman is not, well, doing Miley Cyrus. If you know what I mean.
Nauseous yet? Here’s the quote:
The 40-year-old ‘Australia’ actor sparked speculation he is set to announce a new movie project with the ‘Hannah Montana’ star after they were seen having a working lunch at Morton’s Steakhouse in Los Angeles.
A fellow diner said: “It was surprising to see Hugh Jackman having a meal with Miley Cyrus. It wasn’t romantic. They had a few producer-type people with them. It looked like a business dinner.”
Emphasis added there, but I think you can see why. I mean, ew. She’s what, 16? And Jackman is married. (To Deborra-Lee Furness, in case you didn’t know. I didn’t, I had to Google it.)
Also, “The 40-year-old ‘Australia’ actor”? The guy was just in a huge movie, ‘Wolverine.’ ‘Australia’was a huge flop.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that big a deal. But I think it’s creepy that anyone felt like they had to write “Hugh Jackman having a meal with Miley Cyrus. It wasn’t romantic.” Yuck.
Source: MyParkMag
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Whoever has held necessary to specify that it was not a date, it has to have enormous sexual problems to submit to a psychiatrist. Mr. Jackman IS NOT a pervert like them.
@Ventura – I’m glad it’s not just me.
I mean, if she was meeting with R. Kelly, OK. But Hugh Jackman? C’mon.
YEAH THAT WOULD VERY GROSS I MEAN HOW COULD PEOPLE EVEN THINK THAT, COME ON!