The Custom Made Vajayjay Painting
This is something only a guy could come up with.
A guy who is one or two steps away from being the Craig’s List killer.
From Etsy, via Craftastrophe:
Celebrate your own beauty, and smile at the fact that when friends come over and compliment the painting they are complimenting your Vagina.
After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?
Send 4-5 pictures, all at similar but different angles, along with the description.
Please allow 3-4 days for production.
Convo me with any questions <3
(If you’re wondering what a vajayjay is, click here and you can get it from Oprah’s mouth. Although the picture should be a dead giveaway.)
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Wow I wonder how many women fell for it!
Oh… in this comment aren’t I supposed to say something really really dumb and unneeded like “first”?
FIRST
we’ll forgive you because you said it was dumb and unneeded.
Thanks for commenting!
I wonder how many women fell for it as well. When I was single, I was always amazed at what guys would say to women – and what they got away with. For every 10 who slapped the schmuck in the face, there were one or two who didn’t.