Company Pays 25 Million For 867-5309
Huh?
In a sign of economic turnaround, or perhaps the coming apocalypse, Natrient, LLC has paid $25 million for the phone number 800-867-5309. As in Jenny, I got your number.
The thing is, Jenny, when I got your number off the bathroom wall, I kinda thought it was, you know. Your home number. Not a hotline to order some crap called “SutraMax.” Which, shockingly, is for your penis. (Note: this fact is in no way shocking.)
While we don’t particularly care whether or not someone wants to use a pill to make their wee wee do something it may be having trouble doing (although we don’t exactly endorse it, either), it does seem like an awful lot of money to pay for a phone number. Was 800-MYPENIS not available? Perhaps “800-SUTRAMAX, leave off the X for XTREME XCITEMENT”?
Hey, whatever floats your boat. Hope it pays off for ya.
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