So, like, hey now.

The National Enquirer has a pic of the new real-life model for the latest ‘Tomb Raider’ video game.

She’s big and fat and no man will touch her.

OK, that’s not true. She’s hot. Definitely needs some work on her facial expressions, as pointed out over on celebrity-gossip.net, who also have a lot more photos. Here’s a couple to get you started:

Sources: National Enquirer, celebrity-gossip.net

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